Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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