1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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