therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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