Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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