Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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