ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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