what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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