Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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