i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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