just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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