FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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