i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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