If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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