Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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