oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
you didnt know i had herpes?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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