I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
everyone is single if you try hard enough
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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