Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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