I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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