Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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