Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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