Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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