Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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