Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I'm just crazy horny about you
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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