i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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