trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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