just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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