i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
did you just send me my own nude
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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