So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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