i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm like, not good at living.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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