Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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