That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
i think my cat just said my name.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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