like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
