i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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