at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So much Jack, so little girl.
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