In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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