i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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