Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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