i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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