Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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