just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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