my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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