Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(415): View more from California

She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.

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(913): View more from Kansas

hows the party?

(816): View more from Missouri

ists fjcssing insceredle

(913): View more from Kansas

be there in 10

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(562): View more from California

sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone

(1-562): View more from California

there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue

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(804): View more from Virginia

I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.

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(810): View more from Michigan

You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down

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(205): View more from Alabama

I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.

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(650): View more from California

i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks

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