that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Don't EVER smell your tampon
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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