I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Nicole vs. Life
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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