That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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