i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Randomize
