Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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