Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Randomize
