Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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