Apparently you make a good broom.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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